The best Geek Quotes...

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!


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