Santa & Banta

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
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Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
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Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: two days before his funeral.
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Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........
Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
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Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restrictedarea.
The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta. "Itsaid,FINE FOR PARKING HERE"
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents'achievements to each other.

Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh : Yes I have.
Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?
Santa Singh : Yes I have.
Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it.