What retired people do...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in High street.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

The best Geek Quotes...

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!


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