Udurawana Stories...!

Udurawana gets ready ,wears a tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sitson the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U nowWhy? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train. Friend: why ?Udurawana: Got upper berth.Friend: Why didn't you exchange?Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower berth..
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The teacher lecturing on population -In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Udurawanastands up - we must find & stop her!.
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Udurawana: why are all these people running?Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
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Udurawana found the answer to the most difficult question ever - "Whatcomes first, the Chicken or the egg?"Aiyooo, what ever you order first will come first."
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Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealergave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million or elsereturn my 20 Rupees back.!"
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet.Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have postedit....
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Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder toyou'...........Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Udurawana's wish - When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa, who diedpeacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the carhe was driving..
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Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing iswhat you call modern art?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at eveningand not in the morning.Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''.

The world's funniest Joke?

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"

The world’s funniest joke was unveiled by scientists today at the end of the largest study of humour ever undertaken.

For the past year people around the world have been invited to judge jokes on an internet site as well as contribute quips of their own.

The LaughLab experiment conducted by psychologist Dr Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million votes.

And the joke which received the highest global rating - submitted by 31-year-old psychiatrist Gurpal Gosall from Manchester